KOMYOUAE: February 2009

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:1. Knowledge is Power.2. Time is Money.As every engineer knows:Power = Work / TimeSince:Knowledge = PowerTime = MoneyIt follows that:Knowledge = Work/Money.Solving for Money, we get:Money = Work / Knowledge.Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.Conclusion:The less you know,the more you make.

Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer

10) Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. 9) It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy. 8) In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. 7) It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics". 6) The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long. 5) Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. 4) The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?" 3) The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" 2) The only chip inside is a Dorito. 1) You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

You know you are addicted to the Internet when...

* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. * Your eyeglasses have a web site burned into them. * You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. * All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the Internet: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3 * And even your night dreams are in HTML. * You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor. * You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. * You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. * You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. * All of your friends have an @ in their names. * Your dog has its own home page. * You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. * You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. * Your wife makes a new rule: the computer can't come to bed. * You forget what year it is. * You start to tilt your head sideways to smile. :-) * You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours a month "unlimited." * Your wife says communication is important in a marriage so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

A MILLION YEARS

A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.
God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."
The young man said, "Could I have one of your pennies?"
God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."

The Dentist

The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending over her with a drill in his hand.
He immediately draw back in complete alarm. "Miss," he said in a barely audible wisper, "You have hold of my testicles!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each other, are we?"

Duck Food

A duck walks into a store and says "Got any duck food?" The store manager tells the duck, "Get outta here, we don't serve ducks and we don't have any duck food."
The next day the duck is back again asking "Got any duck food?" The store manager says, "I told you yesterday we don't have any duck food!!", and kicks the duck out again.
Third day, same thing. "Got any duck food?" Store manager says "If you come in here asking for duck food again, I'm gonna nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!!"
Sure enough, next day the duck walks in the store and right up to the store manager, "You got any nails???" The store manager says "NO!!!!" The duck then says "Good, you got any duck food????"

Three Wishes

One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. "For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie.
The man was ecstatic. "But there's a catch," the Genie continued.
"What catch?" asked the man, eyeing the Genie suspiciously.
The Genie replied, "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."
"Hey, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the Genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given TWO Ferraris," said the Genie.
"What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars..." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now, every lawyer in the world is TWO million dollars richer," the Genie reminded the man.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man.
"And what is your final wish?" asked the Genie.
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

Irish Whiskey

An Irish priest and a rabbi have a head-on collision. The priest regains consciousness first and gets out of his car. He pulls the rabbi out of his car and helps him to the side of the road.
The priest says, "Sit still, rabbi. I've got something in me glove compartment that will help ye." The priest brings back a bottle of Irish whiskey and tells the rabbi, "Take a good, long drink, rabbi. It will clear your head." The rabbi takes a healthy swig and, looking to thank the priest, exclaims,
"My god father, you look in terrible shape too! Aren't you going to have a drink?" "Aye, I'll be having me a drink," replies the priest, "Directly after the police file the accident report!"

The Battle of Male Hierarchy

Throughout the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

TO WHOM I LOVE

Dear, Since I chat with you my heart became blue. Birds fly high hard tocatch as my heart is blue hard to breadth, Like You are Oxeygen to me . Without You couldn't survive. Please Don't be a co2 they are only usefull for the fire.
How to cure the heart';s on fire.
May we be oneday togrther walking on the green green grass of home. Like the old hoime town look the same as I step down from the plane and there to meet me is my blue.
U know love is blue Above us the blue sky to fly but U are always on my mind
Don't you think tht I am mad.But crazy for U.
My heart is beating with full of words for U
What a shame to be a loneley man in UAE

FOREVER YOURS

There are no words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that our hearts have come to dwell together, as one. You are my life, my heart, my soul. You are my best friend. You are my one true love. The day we met was fate. Our lives intertwining was fate. You are my destiny. I love you more today than I did yesterday, and I'll love you more tomorrow than I do today. Love is the only thing that makes life worth living. Your love. With all my heart I am forever yours.Love Always,

A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED

Dear Friend,

Friends are the flowers in the garden of life,

They help you through times of trouble and strife

There's nothing like friends to make a heart sing

True friends will share with you most everything

They will not abandon you in times of need

They aren't overcome by envy or greed

Friends are the icing on life's great big cake,

Real friends will give and allow you to take

I don't know how I would survive without friends

They applaud my beginnings and mourn my sad ends,

Tell me please tell me what would I do

If I didn't have a garden full of friends just like YOU

HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEEK MY FRIEND

YOU ARE MY HEART

You, you, you and you alone... you shall reign in my heart. You are the one I desire without whom I could not be complete. I will live for you alone and I will work for you alone. I will share with you my thoughts, my heart, my mind and my body. I am waiting to receive you. I will never use force on you not even by words. In your presence, I will always be honest, transparent and sincere. I want always to be at your side... I love you

ARROW IN MY HEART

က်ေနာ့္ရင္ဘတ္ထဲကို စိုက္၀င္ခဲ့တဲ့ အခ်စ္ျမွား ၊ မႏႈတ္ရက္ဘူး က်ေနာ္ နာက်င္စြာနဲ ့ ဆက္ခ်စ္ေနပါရေစ ဒီေလာက္ေတာ့ က်ေနာ့္မွာအခြင့္ေရးရွိပါတယ္ေနာ္။

MONEY

NO MONEY NO HONEY

ကိုယ္ ` မ ´ ကိုခ်စ္ခ်င္တာ

မင္းအသံၾကားရင္ေပ်ာ္ေနတတ္တဲ့ ကိုယ္ ... မင္းနဲ႔စကားမေျပာရရင္မေနတတ္တဲ့ေနတဲ့ကိုယ္ .... မင္းနဲ႔ေတြ႕ရမယ့္ရက္ေတြကိုလက္ခ်ဳိးေရတြက္ေနတဲ့ကိုယ္ .... မင္းပံုရိပ္ေတြကိုစိတ္ကူးနဲ႔မွန္းဆေနရတဲ့ကိုယ္ .... ဒီလို မင္းကိုခ်စ္ခ်င္ေနတဲ့လူကို မင္းဘာလို႔တားဆီးခ်င္ရတာလဲ ကိုယ္ မင္းကိုခ်စ္ခ်င္တာက ....... ပူေလာင္တဲ့ ၊ ျပင္းျပတဲ့အခ်စ္ေတြနဲ႔မဟုတ္ရပါဘူး ၊ ေအးျမတဲ့ခ်စ္ခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ေစာင့္ေရွာက္ေနခ်င္တာပါ ... မေတြ႕မျမင္ရပါဘဲ ရင္ထဲမွာေျဗာင္းဆန္ေနတဲ့ကိုယ့္ဘ၀ကို မသိခ်င္ေယာင္မေဆာင္လိုက္ပါနဲ႔ကြာ ၊ မင္းလက္ထဲက ` သူငယ္ခ်င္း ´ ဆိုတဲ့ Keyboard ေလးကိုလႊတ္ခ်လိုက္ပါေတာ့ .... ႏူးညံ့တဲ့ေနာက္ထပ္ Keyboard တစ္ခု ကိုယ္အစားထိုးေပးပါ့မယ္ .... ` မ ´ ရယ္ ... ကိုယ္ရူးေတာ့မယ္ ။ ။

သမီးရဲ.ဦး

အရမ္းသတိရတယ္.... အမီးေလးရယ္ ......ကို one အနည္းဆံုးကအမီးေလးခ်က္တဲ့ဟင္း two တူးေတြမစားရေတာ့ဘူး။ အဲ့ဒီတုန္းကတံေတြးေတာင္ three တယ္။ကိုအိမ္ေလွကားမွာ four သမားနဲ ့ five တင္ပေလးတာမွတ္မိေသးလား။ လက္ေတြေတာင္တ six ဆစ္ကိုက္ေသးတယ္ေလ။အခုစပါကလင္ကအရင္တုန္းက seven အပ္ေလာက္ေသာက္လို ့မေကာင္းေတာ့ဘူး။ ည eight ယာ၀င္ခါနီး nine နိုင္းပါတဲ့ဗြီဒီယိုကားေတြၾကည့္ျဖစ္တယ္။ ညအိပ္ျပီဆိုအမီးေလးကို tenတမ္းတတလႊမ္းမိတယ္။ေတာ္ျပီ.... ဒီေလာက္ေျပာရလို ့ရင္ထဲမွာ pop သြားျပီ။ ဟီးဟီး.......အမီးေလးေရ .... (ေရေတာင္းျခင္းမဟုတ္ပါ) ၁ ခါတစ္ခါသိပ္သတိရတယ္ကြာ။ ကိုတို ့ ၂ ဦးစလံုးအျမန္ဆံုခ်င္ျပီ။ ကို ၃ စရာျပတ္ေတာ့အမီး ၄ ကပိုက္ဆံပို ့ေပးတယ္။ ေက်းဇူးတင္လို ့ေျပာစကားနားေထာင္မယ္ေနာ္။ အမီးေလးက ၅ ခ်ဥ္သုပ္ဆိုကိုငါး ၆ မဖုတ္ပါဘူး။ ေရ့ွဆက္ဖို ့ ၇ အားေတြေပးပါ။ ဘုရား ၈ ခိုးရင္ေတာင္ ၉ ယိုကားရားေတြျဖစ္လို ့၊ ကို ့ ဘ၀အဖတ္ ၁၀ မရေတာ့ဘူးထင္ပါတယ္ ။ (ေနာက္ဆံုးနွစ္လံုးမွာအိမ္သာတက္ျခင္းမဟုတ္ပါ)A မီးေလးေရ ... ကိုကေတာ့ေသ B ဆရာလို ့ပဲေအာ္လိုက္ခ်င္တယ္။ အမီးေလးနဲ ့ကို C စဥ္ထားတဲ့ D နွစ္မွာမဂၤလာေဆာင္ဖို ့မနည္းေအာင့္ E သီးခံေနရတယ္။ ျဖစ္နိုင္ရင္အခုခ်က္ခ်င္းယူခ်င္တာ။ ရင္တစ္ခုလံုး F ကြဲေက်မြကုန္ျပီ။ ကို ့ ကိုဂ G ဂေဂ်ာင္မ်ားတယ္လို ့မထင္နဲ ့ကြာ။ သ၀န္ေတာ့တိုခ်င္တယ္။ H မေနတတ္ဘူး။ I . င သီခ်င္းေတြၾကိဳက္ျပီး J ေမာင္ေမာင္သီခ်င္းေတြမၾကိဳက္တာအမီးေလးသိပါတယ္။ M မာ N မာ အမီးေလးကရီေနတယ္ေပါ့။ အမီးေလးျပန္လာရင္ L ေတာ့လို ့အ့ံၾသသြားေအာင္ကိုအခု K ခုတ္ထားတယ္။ တိုတိုေလးေပါ့။ အရင္လို O မင္းရင့္ေရာ္ေနတဲ့ပံုမေပါက္ေတာ့ဘူး။ အမီးေလးျပန္လာရင္မ P ကလာပီကလာနဲ ့မေနာ့နဲ ့။ ကို ကအိုင္ Q သိပ္မေကာင္းေတာ့ဘူး။ R ဇာနည္နဲ ့တူတယ္လို ့ေျမာက္ေျပာျပိးမရက္S စက္နဲ ့ေနာ္။ သူမ်ားဆီမွာအေၾကြး U ထားတာလဲမရွိဘူး။ အိမ္မွာ V စီဒီေခြပဲၾကည့္ေနတယ္။ အိမ္မွာအမီးေလးမရွိေတာ့ Y မေသာက္ျဖစ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ ဘီယာေသာက္ရင္Z ေၾကာတက္လို ့ မေသာက္ေတာ့ဘူး။ဒါပဲေနာ္။

နားေလးသူမို႕ပါ

" ခုနက စတိတ္ရိႈးေပၚမွာ အသံျပဲၾကီးနဲ႔ ဟဲဗီးသီခ်င္းဆိုသြားတာ ခင္ဗ်ား မဟုတ္လား " " ဟုတ္ပါတယ္ ဟုတ္ပါတယ္ ၊ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က တက္သစ္စ အဆိုေတာ္ပါ "

" ဒါဆို တဆိတ္ ကူညီစမ္းပါဗ်ာ။ ပဲြခင္းထဲမွာ က်ဳပ္မိန္းမနဲ႔ လူခ်င္းကဲြသြားလို႕ ခပ္က်ယ္က်ယ္ ေအာ္ေပးစမ္းပါ။သူက နားနည္းနည္းေလးတယ္ "

သူဘယ္မွာလဲ....

ကိုလွ - ေဟး ကိုျမ၊ ခင္ဗ်ားမ်က္ႏွာကလဲဗ်ာ၊ ႐ွဳံ႕မဲ႕ေနတာပဲ
ဘာျဖစ္ေနတာလဲဗ်။

ကိုျမ - သြားကိုက္လို႕ပါဗ်ာ။ သြားဆရာဝန္ေကာင္းေကာင္းတစ္ေယာက္ေလာက္ခင္ဗ်ားသိလား။
ႏႈတ္ပစ္မလို႕ အဲဒီသြားကို။

ကိုလွ - ဟာ.ႏႈတ္ပစ္စရာမလုိပါဘူးဗ်ာ။ က်ေနာ႕လိုလုပ္ပါလား။
ဟုိေန႕ကက်ေနာ္လဲသြားကိုက္တာ၊ အဲဒါက်ေနာ႕မိန္းမကိုေခၚၿပီး
ႏႈတ္ခမ္းခ်င္းစုပ္ၿပီးနမ္းလိုက္တာ ေကာင္းသြားေရာဗ်။

ခင္ဗ်ားလည္းစမ္းၾကည္႕ပါလား။

ကိုျမ - ဟာ...အဲဒါဆိုမဆိုးဘူးဗ်။ က်ေနာ္စမ္းၾကည္႕မယ္ဗ်ာ။
ဘယ္မွာလဲ ခင္ဗ်ားမိန္းမ။

မွတ္ျပီလား

တစ္ေန႕ လူတစ္ေယာက္ေနမေကာင္းျဖစ္သျဖင္႕ ဆရာဝန္ထံသြားျပရာ....

ဆရာဝန္- ခင္ဗ်ားကဘာျဖစ္တာလဲ

လူနာ - က်ေနာ္ ကိုယ္လက္မအီမသာနဲ႕ အားျပတ္ေနသလုိပဲဗ်ာ။

ဆရာဝန္- အင္း..ခင္ဗ်ားအစားကိုမွန္မွန္စားဗ်ာ၊ အဆီအဆိမ္႕ကိုေလွ်ာ႕စား
အသီးအႏွံ ေတြမ်ားမ်ားစားေပးဗ်။ အသီးအႏွံစားရင္လဲ
အခြံေတြကိုခ်န္မထားနဲ႕ဗ်၊ အခြံေတြကလဲအားရွိတယ္
ဒါနဲ႕ ခင္ဗ်ားဘာသီးအႀကိဳက္ဆံုးလဲဗ်။

ထုိအခါ လူနာေျဖလုိက္ေသာအေျဖေၾကာင္႕
ဆရာဝန္ဘာျပန္ေျပာရမွန္းမသိျဖစ္သြားေလသည္။
လူနာေျပာလုိက္သည္မွာကား....

လူနာ - အုန္းသီး။

မျဖစ္နိင္ဘူး

စာအုပ္ဆိုင္ အတြင္းသို႕ လူငယ္တစ္ေယာက္
၀င္လာျပီး အေရာင္း၀န္ထမ္းအား ေမးသည္။

လူငယ္ ။ စာအုပ္လိုခ်င္လို႕ဗ်ာ

၀န္ထမ္း ။ ဟုတ္ကဲ့....ဘာစာအုပ္မ်ားလဲ ရွင္

လူငယ္ ။ နာမည္ေတာ့ မမွတ္မိေတာ့ဘူး။ စာအုပ္ေရးတဲ့
အေၾကာင္းအရာက " ေယာက်ၤားေတြဟာ မိန္းမ
ေတြအေပၚ ဘယ္လုိ လႊမ္းမိုးခ်ဳပ္ကိုင္ထားသလဲ " ဆုိတဲ့ အေၾကာင္းပါ

၀န္ထမ္း ။ ဒါဆို ညာဘက္တန္းက " စိတ္ကူးယဥ္ စာေပမ်ား " ဆိုတဲ့ စင္မွာ
ရွာၾကည့္ပါရွင္

မွတ္သားေလာက္တယ္

သူငယ္ခ်င္း မင္း.....ဘယ္ျမိဳ႕ကမယ္ ၊ ဘယ္တိုင္းကမယ္ ၊ မယ္ဗမာ ၊
မယ္ကမၻာတို႕ ၾကားဖူးတယ္ မဟုတ္လား

ေအး...ၾကားဖူးတယ္။ ဘာျဖစ္လို႕လဲ

ငါမေန႕က လမ္းမွာ ေကာင္မေလးေခ်ာေခ်ာေတြ႕လို႕ စကားလိုက္ေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ နာမည္ေမးလုိက္ေတာ့
သူဘာမယ္ဆိုတာ ေျပာျပတယ္ကြ။ မင္း..
သိမွာ မဟုတ္ပါဘူး။

ဟုတ္လားကြ...." ဘာမယ္တဲ့တုန္း "

" ပါးက်ိဳးမယ္ " တဲ့

ပါေတာ့ ပါသြားတယ္

ေက်ာင္းတက္ခ်ိန္ ေနာက္က်မွ ေက်ာင္းသို႕ ေက်ာင္းသားတစ္ေယာက္ ေရာက္လာ၏။ ထိုအခါ အလြန္စိုးရိမ္
တက္ေသာ ဆရာက

ဆရာ ။ ဘာျဖစ္လို႕ေက်ာင္းေနာက္က်တာလဲ
ေက်ာင္းသား ။ လမ္းမွာ ရိုက္လုတာ ခံရလို႕ပါ ဆရာ
ဆရာ ။ ျဖစ္မွ ျဖစ္ရေလကြာ.....ဒါနဲ႔ ဘာေတြမ်ား ပါသြားေသးလဲ
ေက်ာင္းသား
။ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ အိမ္စာေတြေတာ့ ပါသြားတယ္္ ဆရာ

ျဖစ္ရမယ္

မ်က္နွာမသာမယာျဖင့္ ကိုခ်ဴခ်ာ အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္လာသည္။

ဦးေလးျဖစ္သူက ။ ဘာျဖစ္လာတာလဲ ခ်ဴခ်ာ

ခ်ဴခ်ာ ။ ေရးကူးသင္တန္းက ထုတ္ခံရလို႕ဗ်

ဦးေလး ။ ဘာျဖစ္လို႕လဲကြ

ခ်ဴခ်ာ ။
ေရကန္ထဲ ရႈးေပါက္မိလို႕ဗ်

ဦးေလး ။ ေဟ...သူမ်ားေတြလည္း ဒီလုိပဲ မသိမသာေလး ေပါက္ေနၾကတာေလ

ခ်ဴခ်ာ ။ အဟီး......ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ဒိုင္ဗင္စင္ေပၚကေန တက္ေပါက္မိလို႕ပါ

မလဲြေသာအမွား

အလုပ္တစ္ေနရာအတြက္ လူေတြ႕စစ္ေဆးရာ လူငယ္တစ္ဦးအလွည့္သို႕ေရာက္လာ၏။

ေရြးခ်ယ္သူ ။ မင္းနာမည္
လူငယ္ ။ ေမာင္လွ
ေရြးခ်ယ္သူ ။ အထက္လူၾကီးက ေမးရင္
" ဆရာ " ထည့္ေျဖရတယ္ကြ။ ျပန္ေျပာ
လူငယ္ ။ ဟုတ္ကဲ့ " ဆရာေမာင္လွ "

ေသျပီဆရာ

၁) ေသျပီဆရာ

ရြာတစ္ရြာမွာရွိတဲ့ ဦးေလးၾကီး လင္မယား ( ၂ ) ေယာက္မွာ သမီး
( ၇ )ေယာက္ရွိတယ္တဲ့။
အခ်ိန္တန္ေတာ့ သမီးေတြကို အိမ္ေထာင္ခ်ေပးေတာ့

ပထမဆံုးသမီးက ထန္းတစ္ပင္ ရြာသားနဲ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
ကေလး တစ္ေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

ဒုတိယသမီးက ေညာင္္နွစ္ပင္ ရြာသားနဲ႔
အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
သူက ကေလး နွစ္ေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

တတိယသမီးက သံုးဂြ ရြာသားနဲ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
ကေလး သံုးေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

ေလးေယာက္ေျမာက္ သမီးက
ေလးမ်က္နွာ ဘုရားဘက္က ရြာသားနဲ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
ကေလး ေလးေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

ငါးေယာက္ေျမာက္ ငါးဇြန္ဘက္က ရြာသားနဲ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
သူတို႕ၾကေတာ့ ကေလး ငါးေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

ေျခာက္ေယာက္ေျမာက္ ေခ်ာက္ ( ေျခာက္ ) ရြာသားနဲ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္ၾကတယ္။
သူတို႕က ကေလး ေျခာက္ေယာက္ေမြးတယ္။

ဒါနဲ႔ ေနာက္ဆံုး ခုနွစ္ေယာက္ေျမာက္ သမီးေလးက သူ႕အေဖကိုေျပာတယ္ ။ အေဖ...
သမီးမွာ ရည္းစား ရွိေနျပီတဲ့။ သမီးလက္ထပ္ခ်င္တယ္ဆိုေတာ့ ၊ အေဖက သူ႕သားမက္ကို အိမ္ကို ေခၚခဲ့ပါဦး သူၾကည့္ရေအာင္တဲ့။ ဒါနဲ႔ သမီးလည္း ေခၚလာခဲ့ပါတယ္။ ေခၚလာတဲ့ အခါ သူ႕အေဖက မင္းက
ငါ့သမီးကို လက္ထပ္ခ်င္တာကေတာ့ ဟုတ္ပါျပီ။ မင္းက ဘယ္နယ္ကလဲကြဆိုေတာ့ သားမက္ေလာင္း ေျပာလုိက္တာက

ကၽြန္ေတာ္က " သံုးဆယ္ " ကပါလည္းဆိုေရာ ေကာင္မေလးအေဖ ပါးစပ္က ေဟ....................

How to change the layout or template of your blog on blogger

Customizing Your Blogger Template

Creating a Blog List with Blogger

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Adding a Google Gadget to your blog

Adjusting your Blogger privacy settings

Uploading a Video with Blogger

How to create a blog with Blogger

Blogger Help Center Video

In the last post we saw how to put a YouTube Video Playlist in your blog. We have already seen how to put a YouTube Video in your blog. Today we will look at how to put a Google Video in your blog post...........First you will have to register and get a Google account. Then go over to Google Videos and if you want upload your videos by clicking on the Upload link at the top. If you want to put in a shared video you can search for videos by typing in a keyword in the search box. Just click on a video to open it. See picture below :Click on picture to enlarge it.To put this video in your blog click on the blue button (EMail, Blog, Post to MySpace) shown by the arrow in the picture above. The sidebar will expand to show "Send Link Embed Html". Click on Embed Html and you will get the code in a window below. See picture below :Click on picture to enlarge it.Copy the code in the window. Login to Blogger Dashboard. Click on +New Post. The Post Editor will open. Click on Edit Html tab. Paste the code in the editor window and publish. See the video below :

Monday, February 23, 2009

THE NOBLE EIGHTFOLD PATH

THE NOBLE EIGHTFOLD PATH
1. Right understanding ( To understand the law of cause and effect and four noble truths )2. Right attitude ( Not harbouring thoughts of greed and anger )3. Right speech ( Avoid lying, Gossip, Harsh speech, and tale-telling )4. Right action ( Not to destroy any life, Not to steal or commit adultary )5. Live livelihood ( Avoiding occupations that bring harm to oneself and others )6. Right effort ( Earnestly doing one"s best in the right direction )7. Right mindfulness ( Always being aware and attentive )8. Right concentration ( To making the mind steady and calm in order to realise the true nature of things )Also know as... Good Conduct: Right SpeechRight ActionRight LivelihoodMental Development: Right Effort Right Mindfulness Right ConcentrationWisdom: Right AttitudeRight View